Maybe she's not my mom after all
2006-11-13 14:46:13 · 29 answers · asked by burrgump 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I hope this is a joke!
2006-11-13 14:50:05 · answer #1 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time when you kiss her you put your tongue in her mouth. After some days she will not do it with you.
2006-11-13 18:10:34 · answer #2 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The only difference between your mother and a washing machine is after you drop a load, a washing machine does't follow you around.
2006-11-13 15:37:25 · answer #3 · answered by Wiseguy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah Ewwww!
2006-11-13 15:59:19 · answer #4 · answered by love_thebeach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some questions are asked to be funny, and others, though meant to be, are perverted, sick, disgusting, and belong in the sewer. Yours falls in the latter category. To even think up a question like that tells me you need some serious therapy dude!
2006-11-13 14:50:01 · answer #5 · answered by rhino 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Don't kiss your mom on the lips... thats nastyyyyyyyyyyy
2006-11-13 14:52:06 · answer #6 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that so gross!! no mom would do that. Also why do you guys kiss each other on the lips? Aren't you too old for that?
2006-11-13 15:35:14 · answer #7 · answered by lovelylady12 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The truth is that your "mom" is really your dad ,he had a sex change soon after u were born.
2006-11-13 14:59:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think mother kisses her child not on the lips, but on cheeks.....how old are you, dude?
2006-11-13 14:59:31 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She may be trying to seduce you.
Be careful.
2006-11-13 16:11:48 · answer #10 · answered by kingofuniverse 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋