I would rather be second in command of hell, then just another servant serving God in heaven. They say if I am bad I will go to hell. So I am going to be really bad, that way when I get there, they will automatically promote me. Who wants to be another nameless servant, when you can reign supreme in hell?
2006-11-13 14:09:19 · 35 answers · asked by trans fat is good! 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Look, hell has been demonised by the Christians, and no wonder since the place is full of orgies and heavy metal and such. For me a place full of bible-thumping evangelicals praising god day & night is hell proper, no thanks, give me Lucifer anyday. Everyone gets what they want you see.
2006-11-13 14:13:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
I'd rather serve in heaven. After all, in heaven (although since the quote is from Milton, I'm sure you know that Milton says that heaven and hell are more or less mental constructs) it's all about ultimate love/truth/justice/peace. It's not about the self! But I guess if you want it to be about you then I can see why you'd take the position of power; I'd much rather be in heaven.
2006-11-13 14:15:24 · answer #2 · answered by Rat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
K... stop talking about Ted Haggard.
I'd rather serve in Heaven because at least I'd be able to walk on streets made of gold and see my Lord Jesus every day and be in a place where there's no death or crying or "gnashing of teeth." Besides, HELL is goin down further than ever soon, and it won't like it but too bad.
2006-11-13 16:21:17 · answer #3 · answered by clouds 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I rather be a servant in Heaven, the bible says I'm a coheir with Jesus. In Heaven I won't thirst, cry, nor hunger anymore. There won't be any killing, stealing, or dying, no darkness. nor any pain. For this reason Heaven is the place for me where the streets are paved with gold.
In Hell you'll be in your own private lonely eternally hot torment, without communication with any of the other hell-mates.
You won't be able to do anything but suffer in eternal torment and agony..... and you can sho nuff believe that Hell's not the place for me.
2006-11-13 16:03:03 · answer #4 · answered by JOSEPH M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Serve God
2006-11-13 14:13:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I don't need to reign in hell, I'm iffy about serving in heaven. I'd rather just be ME
2006-11-13 14:31:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're really being taken in by the idea that Satan's just another good ole'boy who'll reward you for your evil service here on earth..It couldn't be further from the truth.He's the father of lies and wants nothing more than to keep you as far away from God's goodness as he can. You'll only have torment for eternity. Read 23 min. in hell.
2006-11-13 14:17:44 · answer #7 · answered by B"Quotes 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wait tell you get into hell you will think second in command. Try burning yourself and see what you wish to command. Matthew 24: 51 And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teethMark 9: 44 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. .
2006-11-13 14:27:50 · answer #8 · answered by Ray W 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Serve in heaven of course! Do you know what takes place in a hell? Cruel tyrants are pushed in by many many of their victims. For hundreds of years they beat each other up, they torture each other, they scream, moan and groan. No God ever puts anyone in hell. The victims in groups do it. Moses cursed King Nughan to hell. King N was incredibly cruel feeding people to lions, saving skulls, building a temple of skulls. And these hells are way out of the way, and these people may be there for hundreds of years where normal decent people spirits are not aware of them. Now and then a hell is discovered by some curious very high spirit for example a Goddess out exploring in her Airavagna, hearing screams and slowing down to investigate, then reporting it to the nearest God capable of arranging help.
2006-11-13 14:18:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think that all depends on what you belive. I belive in reincarnation
and I don't belive in either heaven or hell. As for being really bad
well just remember your actions will have reactions and may not be quite what your looking for.
Morgaine
2006-11-13 14:16:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would rather clean the feet of those who are entering into HEaven then to have satan's master and king of Hell.
i would like to let you in on a secret though, you say you want to be really bad to be second in command, well you being in here, in a Christian message board, is not being very bad, for one thing, when you say something negative, more then 5 people will say something positive that pleases Christ, So what you are doing is backfiring in your face, you are not pleasing satan, but you are causing people to say positive things to counteract what you think is negative.
All things work to glorify God, even what you think is not.
In His Holy and Precious Name, Jesus Christ
DiscipleDave@aol.com
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2006-11-13 14:16:12 · answer #11 · answered by DiscipleDave 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋