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Warning: Preschoolers get at least 2 of these right, adults almost ALWAYS get them Wrong.

1. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?

2. How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

3. There is an animal meeting, which animal does NOT go?

4. How do you cross an alligator-filled river?

2006-11-13 13:24:37 · 19 answers · asked by Big Boss the Philosopher 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

1. get a toy one and put it in

2. get a toy one and put it in

3. the extinct ones

4. use the bridge

2006-11-13 13:29:21 · answer #1 · answered by YourRoomate 2 · 1 0

1) open the fridge door and put him in.
2) take out the giraffe and put the elephant in.
3) the elephant, because he is in the fridge.
4) just walk across, all the alligators are at the animal meeting.

2006-11-13 13:39:50 · answer #2 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0 0

1. Open the door, bend it's legs, and put it in.
2. Take out the giraffe and put the elephant in.
3.The elephant because its in the fridge.
4. Step on the alligators backs.

2006-11-13 13:27:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

1. Open the door and stuff him in there

2. Take out the smushed giraffe, and put in the elephant.

3. The elephant, because he is in the fridge.

4. Just swim or something. The alligators are at the animal meeting.

Am I right?

2006-11-13 13:31:15 · answer #4 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 3 0

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2016-03-28 04:51:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1.open the door put the giraffe in then close the fridge door.
2.open the door take out the giraffe put the elephant in close the door.
3., the elephant The elephnt it is the fridge, it can tgo.
4.Just cross it the aligators r at the animal meeting!

2006-11-13 13:33:32 · answer #6 · answered by *Hearty Laugh* 3 · 3 0

1.open the door and put him in the fridge
2. take out the giraffe and put in the elephant
3. The elephant -he is in the fridge
4. walk across - the alligators are at the meeting

2006-11-13 13:27:07 · answer #7 · answered by SAT 2 · 8 0

1) Open the door and put it in
2) Open the door take out the giraffe, and put in the elephant
3) The elephant, he is in the fridge
4) Just swim, all the alligators are at the meeting

2006-11-13 13:27:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

1. take the giraffe.2.open the fridge door3.keep it in4. close the door.
1. open the fridge door,2.take out thew giraffe3.keep he elephant in.4 .close the door.
elephant didnt go coz it was locked in the fridge
no probs all r at the meetin.

2006-11-13 22:24:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1. you open the door and put the giraffe in.
2. you open the door take the giraffe out and put the elephant in
3. the elephant, he's in the fridge
4. the bridge?

2006-11-13 13:27:29 · answer #10 · answered by sweetsourchikin 3 · 1 0

1. you can fit a giraffe in a fridge

2. you can not put any freakon big animals into a fridge. it just doesn't work!

3. humans are suposely marked as animals so humans. I dont know, wouldn't all the animals just go.

4. don't cross it

2006-11-13 13:29:00 · answer #11 · answered by P!ATD GIRL! Luvn Brendon Urie! 3 · 1 1

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