2006-11-13 12:17:07 · 19 answers · asked by doragon 1 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
>Quit doing meth.<
2006-11-13 12:19:51 · answer #1 · answered by Druid 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, in a fantasy world I would yell WISHA! And start beating him up with super ninja moves, but in the real world I would tell him he needs to find a better hobby than being a samurai, then flip out my cell phone and call for help.
2006-11-13 20:23:09 · answer #2 · answered by YourRoomate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well first you would probibly have to pull out your weapon of choise, mine preferably is the flame thrower, then you have dodge all of the samurai's attackes from his throwing stars and get close enough so you can get him with the flame thrower but not to close so he can cut you with is sword then you torch him tell he's crunchier than burn toash in a 75 year old toaster.
2006-11-13 20:31:25 · answer #3 · answered by Taylor 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look around for the convention center, then gently direct him back to where all the other cosplayers are having mock battles and let him geek out with his brethren.
Alternatively, duck his first blow and toss a few shuriken at him or heave some sand in his eyes to distract him. Then get inside his range (toward his outside), blocking him at his sword hand, and then kill him with his own sword.
2006-11-13 21:53:51 · answer #4 · answered by The Clumsy Ninja 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My advice is to change centuries. They're haven't been any Samurais in a long time.
2006-11-13 21:58:48 · answer #5 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run ,run and shout for help because he have a weapon.if you are a disciplin martial art when you meet an attack with a dangerous weapon all you need to do is escape.play safe and live to tell the story do not be a HERO.
2006-11-16 01:58:36 · answer #6 · answered by R.I.A 30 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There haven't been any samurai since 1869, so don't worry about it.
2006-11-13 23:36:21 · answer #7 · answered by michinoku2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Report immediately to your psyciatrist's office and go back on your anti-insanity drugs before you start having a psycotic episode that hurts others.
2006-11-14 11:47:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should laugh at him. Because he's probably some live-action fantasy roleplaying nerd with a fake sword.
2006-11-17 01:34:23 · answer #9 · answered by makyshark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull out your 9.
2006-11-13 20:19:52 · answer #10 · answered by Free 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whip out your trusty light saber
2006-11-13 20:21:32 · answer #11 · answered by ladybug 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋