I looked everywhere. One guy said that he is dead, so I can't find him. Another dude said that Jesus was his landscapers brother? Some other dude told me to look in some book, but I am not that stupid. The book he showed me was not large enough for a human to hide in. Where is this dude, and why does my aunt want me to find him for her? Should I call a private investigator?
2006-11-13 12:04:39 · 22 answers · asked by trans fat is good! 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, I've heard that Jesus saves, so maybe check a Wal-Mart or a Dollar General Store. Big Lots, maybe.
I've also heard that he's standing at the door, knocking. So I don't know why people are so proud of themselves for finding him. Seems pretty easy to me.
2006-11-13 12:07:21 · answer #1 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
He's working at Olive Garden as a bus boy (he rooms with his brothers, Pedro and Jose, in a small apartment in Red Bank, NJ)
2006-11-13 20:15:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Start by reading the Bible. What she means is she wants you to become a christian. There are three easy steps to become a christian. First confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord. Second ask Jesus into your heart. Lastly, tell God that you are sorry for the sins you have committed and ask for forgiveness. Here's a verse from the Bible.
Romans 10:9
That if you confess with your mouth. "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
2006-11-13 20:10:37 · answer #3 · answered by Julie 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I saw him in a corn flake I almost ate. I sold in to a gambling website over ebay for $20.
Pretty sweet, huh?
2006-11-13 20:08:14 · answer #4 · answered by Joe 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I suspect you might find him in one of the "Wheres Spot" books hiding under the couch, or perhaps it was the "Wheres Wally?", I can't quite recall.
2006-11-13 20:06:55 · answer #5 · answered by wombatusium 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Check with the Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS).
2006-11-13 20:07:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I saw him in Club Illusions one night, but I was drunk. Try Yahoo! person search... or send the topic to Court TV. They seem to be good at finding things.
2006-11-13 20:07:56 · answer #7 · answered by daniel g 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
He must have been on my block last Sunday. Some people came to my door looking for him. Or rather they asked me if I had found him. I didn't know I was supposed to be looking.
2006-11-13 20:07:36 · answer #8 · answered by swordarkeereon 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
look in your heart when you except him has your personal savior when you ask him to forgive you of your sins he will be there for you and get in the bilble every day than you will know how to find him
2006-11-13 20:12:55 · answer #9 · answered by painterbob 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute question but I suspect you know the path to find Him ; you just haven't been willing to go down that road.
2006-11-13 20:08:41 · answer #10 · answered by skilledmgr 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋