Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. [just a joke animal lovers, i <3 animals too]
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble
2006-11-13 11:26:31 · 4 answers · asked by Shorty 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."
2006-11-13 11:26:51 · update #1
lol very true & funny
So now I know why I can't lose weight because they're bloody friends(I'll have to change that )
2006-11-13 11:42:47 · answer #1 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes a character may also be trapped into intercourse. Your frame and your brain is exceptional. A character can take your frame however by no means your brain. Your frame goes to behave in accordance so if a character is palying along with your individual field then sure you are going to have a orgasm due to the fact thats how your frame works without reference to the quandary.
2016-09-01 12:02:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, some funny stuff there! I like the last one, isn't that the truth?!
2006-11-13 11:31:43 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good!
2006-11-13 12:47:38 · answer #4 · answered by sophia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋