my flight was being served by an obviously gay fight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up that would be super"
On his trip back up the aisle he noticed this well dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but i asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us to the ground".
She calmly turned her head and said" In my Country I am called a Princess and i take orders from no one",
To which the flight attendant replied without mising a beat "well sweet-cheeks in my Country i am called a queen so i outrank you"" Tray Up Bit.ch."...
2006-11-13 11:15:04 · 24 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one!! Have you heard this one....its a true story:
It happened at the Denver Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was Re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS. "
The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but, I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be
Able to work something out. "
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so That the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone, "May I have your attention please, " she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a Passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS ! If anyone can help him find his
identity, please come to Gate 14. "
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore, "F*** You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, I'm sorry sir, You'll have to get in line for that too. "
2006-11-13 11:31:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Very funny I got that in an e-mail the other day & couldn't wait to pass it on as it's hilarious
keep these coming they're funny
2006-11-13 11:20:02 · answer #2 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great story, it was just like being there......No, I'm not the gay flight attendant!
2006-11-13 11:23:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's fantastic! I'm still laughing as I type my answer...that wasn't just a 'lol', it was a big 'LOL'!
Thanks for making me giggle!
2006-11-13 12:28:29 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did nothing of the sort! And who says I'm gay?
2006-11-13 11:27:15 · answer #5 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wey hey! That's a goodun!
2006-11-13 11:18:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha serves him right the grumpy man
2006-11-13 20:12:20 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-11-13 11:25:06 · answer #8 · answered by jaz_998@yahoo.com.uk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one that
2006-11-13 12:07:05 · answer #9 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like it...didnt expect an ending like that
2006-11-14 02:48:14 · answer #10 · answered by littlequells 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋