The other night i was invited out for a night with the girls.I told my husband i would be home by midnight, " I promise" Well the hours passed and the Margaritas went down far too easy. Well around 3 am a bit loaded i headed for home. Just as i got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realising my husband would probably wake up i cuckooed another 9 times, i was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution ( even when totally smashed) in order to escape a conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time i got in and i told him "midnight"
He didn't seem pi.ssed off at all. whew got away with that one
Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock"
When i asked him why he said" Well last night our clock cuckooed 3 times then said "oh shi.t" cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
2006-11-13 10:51:04 · 29 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
happy 14th B day Jelly bean....
2006-11-13 12:04:21 · update #1
Ha Ha Ha ....................Good one !!!!!!!
Tell Another................."oh..." I think I wet my pants
SORRY..............................TELL ANOTHER TELL ANOTHER
sorry.....THANK YOU ............sorry!!!
2006-11-13 11:03:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lmao thts a gd 1
2006-11-13 10:54:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This has to be an American thing right? highlighting the subtle differences in our senses of humour....It was a very mildly amusing little story, but to you americans it was the funniest thing ever....do people really still have cuckoo clocks?
2006-11-13 11:09:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chris, next time you shuold be back at home before midnight, so your husband doesn't need to buy another cuckoo clock :D :D :D
Very funny.
Have anice time :)
2006-11-13 11:20:13 · answer #4 · answered by B Z 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats funny! I fell outta the chair!
2006-11-13 12:03:35 · answer #5 · answered by RENEGADE. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha chuckle snort gasping for air here -- that was a snicker giggle good one!! hear different ha ha versions, but he he snort that was the best ha he ha of them...LOL
2006-11-13 10:58:03 · answer #6 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved this the first time I heard it about 25 yrs ago, but it's downhill since then.
2006-11-13 10:56:18 · answer #7 · answered by migdalski 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL Funny
2006-11-13 14:27:28 · answer #8 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got to be a genius to think that one up lol, what a hoot, laughed out load.
2006-11-13 11:03:28 · answer #9 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
off the hazeeeeey brab
how many people hate me right now?
exactly, why speak like that?
2006-11-15 07:33:17 · answer #10 · answered by ciaran_m_o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have been caught in the act, thats me after a night, very funny :-)
2006-11-13 10:56:36 · answer #11 · answered by Airhammer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋