and you get 3 flat tires, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house roof?
I'll post the answer later tonight . . .
2006-11-13 10:09:16 · 4 answers · asked by Fenway♥George 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
13...cause ice cream don't have bones. Hahaha . . .Rico you're funny!
2006-11-13 13:58:13 · update #1
If a chicken and half can lay and egg and a half in a day and a half, why is a cat like a sidewalk?
Because neither can play the piano.
Of course, the grandfather of absurbist answerless riddles comes from Lewis Caroll's Alice in Wonderland: Why is Raven like a writing desk. If you want the answer, follow the link.
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_266.html
2006-11-13 11:03:34 · answer #1 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well first you don't roe canoes down broadway ( you just don't) and secound canoes don't have tires, and you don't need pancakes to shingle a doghouse.
2006-11-13 21:33:50 · answer #2 · answered by outdoor_girl93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
none! ice cream doesn't have bones! yeah i heard that one like last week...
2006-11-13 18:19:19 · answer #3 · answered by smile♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well.......?
2006-11-13 18:17:32 · answer #4 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋