I work with a guy who, yes, i did sleep with him which i regret. To make ends worse i was very drunk and slept with his friend relising thay were friends after. I also regret this. Anyway the guy i work with does nothing but critisise me and calls me a fat slag shiuting it across the room. Im a size 10 and surely its my decision who i sleep with. He offers the whole room a cup of tea exept me, he steals my dinnewr from the fridge at wrk and rings me constantly everynight begging me to sleep with him. I tell him to piss of but the next day at wrk he tells people I ring him and harrass him. People laugh at me and think its all a game but it does actually upset me I cant go to management cos they dont take it serious plus i dont want to seem a grass. I want to do something funny to him that makes him the laughing stock for a change. Any ideas
2006-11-13 10:04:40 · 11 answers · asked by Pet 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Hold up a pack of viagra and shout , Oih , whats this doing in your desk !
2006-11-13 10:17:33 · answer #1 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sandwiches for him to steal but add a little xlax. This will cause him to spend the afternoon on the toilet. If the boss makes him stay out at work he can mess himself in front of everyone. Just make sure you don't eat them yourself.
Secondly when he rings keep him on the phone, keep talking about well, whatever you want. remind him he's hung like a hamster, and that you'd find him irrestible if only he didn't look like he's already been hit like a train!!
And finally, if you know any very large guy's, introduce the largest as your boyfriend that really hates pests. That will soon put him off. A guy did this to my sister once after she dumped him but soon stopped when he was introduced to me (6ft 2in 15st and just largish) and my rather large best mate (6ft 5in 20st fanatical bodybuilder). If you don't know anybody large enough just hire a bodygaurd when you know you'll be meeting him one night and explain the situation in full to them beforehand. I know it's not an ideal suggestion (hiring someone) but the pride you'll feel when he has to swallow his own tongue volantarily and the peace-of-mind you'll get when he gives up is worth it.
Hopefully you can deal with him yourself with the suggestions you've had but it's always worth considering that final option.
2006-11-13 11:05:48 · answer #2 · answered by Bealzebub 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Place an ad in your local classifieds in the newspapers pick an item his car or a popular item people would want to buy stick his mobile with it and he'll get tortured its a classic if it really works really well he'll have to change his mobile.
2006-11-13 11:04:15 · answer #3 · answered by Jimbo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
invite him over for a drink and a chat, and ask him if you can call a truce and be mates again. then when you go to the kitchen to get drinks, have some of your pee ( collected earlier ) ready to add to his drink ! hee hee ! then if he tries to put you down anymore at work, you can then tell everyone what a piss head(litterally !) he is, and tell him to PISSoff ! and get out of his PISSY moods, ! then in front of everyone, ask how his drink tasted that night, and then have the pleasure of telling him what was in it !! and make sure everyone hears !!!
2006-11-13 10:25:40 · answer #4 · answered by DEANA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get 1 of your friends to text him and lead him on then stand him up ......tell the whole job the content of his messages and the fact that he was stud up just watch his body language as he squirms
2006-11-14 13:26:44 · answer #5 · answered by answer me this..... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This guy is bullying you.....bullys are cowards really and have problems......so.......revenge is a dish best served cold. Take a step back and se him for the plonker he really is.......I imagine others in the office are seeing that side of him too. cant you pin a print out of your phone bill with his number itemised .........pin loads of copies aroundthe office...highlight the no with a who is harassing who?
2006-11-13 10:56:06 · answer #6 · answered by eagledreams 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could always put something nasty in your dinner that he steals from the fridge. Let us all know what you do it should be a laugh.
2006-11-13 10:09:42 · answer #7 · answered by Kirks Folley 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You seem to be blaming everyone except yourself. If you're gonna put it about, everyone wants a piece of the action so quit the job, move on and learn the lesson.
2006-11-13 11:38:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Does he call your mobile? does he text you? if he calls your mobile you can show people its him doing the calling, if he texts you then you can dupe him into texting something that you can use against him. Or you could just report him to the boss for harrasment.
2006-11-13 10:10:26 · answer #9 · answered by ugly little hate machine 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell everyone that he is hung like a tic tac
2006-11-13 10:08:42 · answer #10 · answered by kjrj 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋