A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the
envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I
had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings,
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older
than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods,
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt
anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people
in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grandchildren.
Love, your son, John.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on my desk.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
2006-11-13 10:01:38 · 28 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that is a joke
Loved it... very clever, and still laughing:)
2006-11-13 10:07:13 · answer #1 · answered by vanburger 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd wallup this kid, ground him for 2 months, revoke any household privileges including computer games, and cancel his cell phone.
This 15 year old wise a55 of a kid needs to be taught once and for all, especially before it is too late that "You don't fool around with Dad."
After the smoke cleared and the dust settled, I would eventually pay for his college.
2006-11-13 10:07:21 · answer #2 · answered by angelthe5th 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-22 00:58:22 · answer #3 · answered by hosford 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
Quality Material!
2006-11-13 13:28:33 · answer #4 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quality mate!
2006-11-13 10:04:50 · answer #5 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! I've heard a few different versions of this.
2006-11-13 10:07:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, where do you get these? If these are yours you need to be a stand up comedian!
2006-11-13 16:39:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that is good!
Good to see original stuff on here for a change.
I love you
2006-11-13 20:17:38 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha HA HA - that was hilarious!! So glad I read it to the end!! LOL
2006-11-13 10:04:20 · answer #9 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Thats a good one.
2006-11-13 10:16:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋