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Mary had a little sheep
She took it to bed one night to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
Mary had a little lamb.

2006-11-13 09:54:00 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

24 answers

good thing it was a ram
For Mary wasn't a lesbian....

2006-11-13 09:57:24 · answer #1 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 1 0

The sheep turned out to be a ram - but Mary is the female sheep, so Mary & the ram had a little lamb.

(Who said Mary was a human?).

2006-11-13 10:01:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Mary had a little lamb she thought it rather silly she throw it up in the air and caught it by willy was a sheep dog sitting in the grass along come a bumble bee and stung it up the assk no questions tell no lies i see a police man doing up his flies are a annoying bugs are worse this is the end of my little verse. :)

2006-11-13 10:02:07 · answer #3 · answered by Mandie 2 · 0 1

So now Mary has a Dodge truck to haul her lamb around in.

2006-11-13 09:59:46 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0 1

mary had a little lamb
she also had a car
one day the lamb nicked her keys
so she took it to the slaughterhouse

2006-11-13 09:58:23 · answer #5 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1 0

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
but I've never seen her bare

2006-11-13 10:16:48 · answer #6 · answered by itom200 2 · 2 0

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pilon
10,0000 volts went up its bum
and turned the Wool to Nylon

...... like yours though

2006-11-13 10:02:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Mary had a little lamb,
It was always grunting.
So she tied it to a five bar gate
and kicked its little ......... head in.

2006-11-13 09:59:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She put them on the window sill
To see if they would f uc*

2006-11-13 09:56:55 · answer #9 · answered by Elle J Morgan 6 · 3 2

Uuuuhhhh???

So how did she have a lamb when all they did was sleep?

I think this goes a little further than the riddle says

2006-11-13 09:56:33 · answer #10 · answered by brngn_sxy_bck 1 · 0 2

mary had a little lamb
it glowed in the dark after chernobyl !!

2006-11-13 10:03:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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