TOP FACTS ABOUT ENGINEERS
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Engineers at work:
Assignments solved by one and then carry out mass transfer operations throughout the class
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The most important machine for Engineers:
Xerox Machine (Without which assignment Completion couldn't be possible)
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Top two Engineering Rumours:
Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm
Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks
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Common Engineering Dialogues after a paper:
'What is this man, 60% o f the paper was out of the syllabus'
'This was the worst paper set in the entire
engineering history' 'I am failing'
2006-11-13 09:44:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tu dehk babuwa. nekle the halwa khane muh hi jal gaya hai. mujko peh chaanlo main mai hoon kuan???? main hoon AAMINA
2006-11-14 00:10:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are the real facts and may not be considered as jokes. You lost 5, but I gained 2...
2006-11-13 22:55:12 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
joke for you
"Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...."
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up
to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards... !!
2006-11-13 23:24:27 · answer #3 · answered by arpita 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Reall Facts - nice aproach though
2006-11-14 05:53:08 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What u told are facts but these are also becoming facts of the commerce students also
2006-11-13 19:47:43 · answer #5 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These facts are common for students of all faculties.
2006-11-14 00:59:20 · answer #6 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think u have gone through this that y u r sharing ur exprience.... i liked all jokes chose me the best
2006-11-14 07:50:56 · answer #7 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its really funny. and true???
2006-11-14 04:29:43 · answer #8 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋