Why did the chicken cross the road?_______________________.
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2006-11-13 09:09:45 · 46 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sum1 told it to go play in traffic
2006-11-13 10:01:44 · answer #1 · answered by JeNnYfUr 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The chicken was suicidal !! Its a rumour that the chicken managed to get to the other side. When in actuality a car barely escaped running it over. Thankfully the chicken was only injured and they managed to get it to the hospital in time, today that chicken has over a hundred great great great great great grandchildren.
2006-11-13 09:16:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well chickens are renowned for their stupidness and seeing his mate just squashed flat by a large truck, decided to mark a Cross on the road to remind him it was a dangerous place to hang about.
The funny part of this is...where did he get the chalk from to draw the cross?
2006-11-13 09:52:06 · answer #3 · answered by vanburger 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why do you care it's none of your buisness geez, give teh chicken a break, why does everyone ask why the chickens a dang crossin the road, does the chicken ask you all the time why your crossing the frickin' road? Stay out of his buisness man!
2006-11-13 12:41:03 · answer #4 · answered by outdoor_girl93 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cause the chicken watched the movie Chicken Run and was inspired.
2006-11-13 09:18:59 · answer #5 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he wanted to go to the space ship and then they did not want chicken dna they wanted to get no 1 they just wanted to get a bathroom break but the chicken still wanted to no why did i cross the road?
2006-11-13 09:14:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
It wanted to revert back to its younger days when it was an egg, and get laid.
Or maybe it was working as the cook at the restaurant across the street, making chicken fried steaks.
2006-11-13 09:28:09 · answer #7 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
He was trying to get out of the street.....two trucks were meeting head on!! A chicken truck and a cow truck! Oh no!! Run Chicken!! CRASH!! Instant Steak and Eggs!! Yum! Yum!
2006-11-13 09:12:17 · answer #8 · answered by ladyw900ldriver 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Because first I ran out of gas, she flew out of the back seat, and she couldn't see me, but smelled the snickers bar in my pocket that she absolutely can not live without. TRUE STORY!!!!! Oh thank goodness my Nellie is safe and choclafied!! Maybe not to funny but true!! By the way she also got really ticked when I could not find heath bars, but was ok when the skore bars came around.
2006-11-13 09:31:04 · answer #9 · answered by lin 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Because it heard that across the road,
there were men laying bricks.
2006-11-13 09:29:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Is it at all possible that it was playing chicken with other chickens?
2006-11-13 09:11:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋