what is the funniest thing you have seen?

Answer 1

A lady learning to ski. She was heading straight for the only tree in the vicinity and didn't seem to know which way to go to avoid it. She hopped to point her skis one way and then changed her mind and hopped to go in the other direction. She was about to hop and change direction again, when she ran out of snow and went crashing into the tree. It was hilarious! (Well I thought so anyway!)

Answer 2

There's a lot of "funniest" things, but one that gave me a huge laugh was watching a country band, with the lead singer had a cue ball head, singing Charlie Daniels "Long Haired Country Boy"--20 years later, and I still get a chuckle out of that scene.

Answer 3

My step brothers were in a football team and were two players short. My Dad and husband stepped in, Dad was 25 years older and husband 10 years older than the rest of the players and neither of them took much exercise.

They put Dad in the centre and he adopted a ramraid sort of style, barging all these slight lads out of the way. They all sort of bounced off him and he just kept going with the ball. He must have been 16 stone at the time.

So there's him knocking all comers out of the way down the centre like a mad buffalo and my husband out on the wing. Every time I looked at him he'd slipped over in the mud in a different direction, on his front, back, bum, knees. I never saw him on his feet for more than a few seconds. I laughed so much I nearly choked.

Due to Dad's ball hogging, the team won but the effort nearly polished off the two of them.

Answer 4

I think it was 'So haunt me' a sitcom from many moons ago. Just kidding, I honestly think it was David Brents dance on the office, I really cant think of a time when I've laughed more raucously, well i can but it wouldn't translate over t'internet.

Oh actually, there was once a lad put his cigarette IN his ear to free his hands so he could make a joint on a dancefloor years ago, he really was the village idiot so it was just more humorous somehow.... See told ya it wouldnt translate!

Answer 5

I was at Bush Gardens waiting on a bench for my husband to come out of the restroom. This woman came out of the restroom with a piece of toilet paper floating in the breeze from the back of her pants. I kept thinking I have to say something to her but I couldn't stop laughing long enough to say anything.

Answer 6

the most funniest thing i see was,a disabled man parked his car,on a hill,,it was a car that was 3 wheeler.he got his weelchair out his car.he went to get in it and the wellchair started to go down road by it self.and he even started to lauth about it.i did go and help him,but we both could not stop lauthing.the poor man would be still in his car if i did not help him.still laugh about it now

Answer 7

Once while my mother and I was at a bingo game, some man fell and all his chips went flying all over the place and I could not stop laughing. Once the place got quiet, I burst out laughing again and everybody else started laughing too.

Answer 8

well after a minor traffic accident a drunken farmer tried to pull our car out of a ditch with his tractor. However, he could not do it and we finally got a ride back to town and I sang him Mr. Roboto because he was such a stupid hillbilly. oh the times....

Answer 9

My kids dancing and my 16 month old baby trying to feed her lollipops to the T.V

Answer 10

my old neighbor's pig screwing her male dog and her throwing cold water on the pig, it seemed to spurn him on to pound harder, then afterwards, the violated doggie scooted around the yard yelping
In my defense, I was herbally impaired at the time, I probably would have laughed if someone knocked on my door