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2006-11-13 09:04:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i once slept walked into my parents doing it and said i wanna wrestle to they told me about it and i dont remember a thing but supposedly it happened
2006-11-13 09:11:04 · answer #1 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
believe it or not, this is a true story and it made me laugh really hard:
my cousin lives in Chicago and was dogsitting for one of her friends who was out of town. but while she was gone, the dog died. thats when she realized she'd forgot to give the dog his meds. she wasn't sure if that was why he died, b/c he was also ten years old and it could have just been his time. she called the vet and he said she'd have to bring the body in to kno the cause of death for sure. the problem was she didn't have a car b/c she lived in the city, so she stuffed the dog (which was a big 80 lb. dog btw) into a suitcase and took it on the subway.
While getting on the subway, she was having some trouble and a man stopped and offered to help. he lifted the suitcase and felt how heavy it was and asked what could possibly be inside. my cousin told him she and her roommate had had a fight and she was moving out, so this was all that she owned. She got on the subway and took her seat and everything was going fine until 2 stops before she was getting off the man jumped up grabbed the suitcase w/ the dead dog in it, and ran off the subway.
Im sure that guy was surprised when he saw what was inside!
2006-11-13 17:22:45 · answer #2 · answered by Sami 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two years ago, on Halloween, we tied my step-dad to a fence thing in front of our house dressed up as a dummy...these two snobby teenagers walk up to the house and one goes up to the door and knocks and the other stands there pretty close to my step-dad. They were waiting for someone to answer the door while the one standing next to my (dad) complimented on how we made our dummy look so real...the other one standing on the porch goes,"really? he looks kind-of lopsided to me..." so...you guessed it...my (dad) reaches over and goes..."oh really?!" the one girl standing next to him screamed and ran down the driveway while the other one, still on the porch screams..."I peed my pants!!!"ha ha ha!!!
2006-11-13 17:22:13 · answer #3 · answered by my name is...nun yo biznis 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok ok! you walk into a bar right, well britney spears,k-fed,and pamela anderson were siting there drunk drinking martinis and pamela farted so loud it shook the world. thats not even the half of it k-fed farts so loud it shook out space a made the moon blow up. now britney was the worst so she farted so loud all of exsitence died and blew up. but that's not even the end of it pamela and k-fed and britney asked for another martini and never got it and there were dead drunks's ashes on the bar floor. the next day they're like woh dude i got a big hangover woh.
2006-11-13 17:21:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Martha and Lilly were peeking over their fence at their sunbathing neighbours. Martha said "Dick is brown, isn't he? Littly said "They're all like that, It's the sun that does it."
2006-11-13 17:14:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend got really drunk the other day and decided to molest this guys dog. It was really disgusting, but now that we look back at it and see the pictures, its great!
2006-11-13 17:15:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋