I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY"
then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.
My blonde co-worker asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker followed me, the boss said to her, "And where do you think you're going?"
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
2006-11-13
08:33:24
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