laid an egg and it rolled under next doors fence. The bloke next door said that's my egg now it's on my land. Like f**k it is I told him it was my hen that laid it. He says well what you going to do about it. I said lets have a bollock kicking contest ! Hows that work he says. Right I told him I kick you in the bollocks, then you kick me in the bollocks and the first one to give in gets the egg. OK your on he says ! I kicked him hard as buggery in the bollocks and said "right I give in you can keep the bloody egg" !!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-13 08:33:16 · 16 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Go on then clever bugger danq q you do better. If your a Yank don't even try !!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-13 08:54:10 · update #1
wow you really put that on here
2006-11-13 08:38:47 · answer #1 · answered by JonnaMamma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that one before, but it's still funny. It makes me cringe and I'm not even a bloke!
2006-11-13 17:18:39 · answer #2 · answered by Val G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That must be the european version.
In the states, it's called Roschambaue. (and it was featured on a South Park episode too).
2006-11-13 16:41:05 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny, but ive heard it yesterday on yahoo answers. o well i still liked it alot, i think u put it better than the way i heard it yesterday. thnx for the laugh :)
2006-11-13 17:02:13 · answer #4 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2006-11-14 06:26:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats very funny!
2006-11-13 16:39:35 · answer #6 · answered by Simon K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope that ya smashed it his stinkin face with it & walked away laughing...then made him have sex with the damn poxy thing.;)
2006-11-14 15:36:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He He - just goes to show how smart your neighbor is !!
2006-11-13 17:56:06 · answer #8 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee hee...funny..really good!
2006-11-13 17:43:30 · answer #9 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny brent lol
2006-11-13 17:38:18 · answer #10 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋