Try this one:
There was a young lady from Pinge,
Whose husband came home from a binge,
She said, "You're a bas***d,
You're totally plastered,
There's no way you'll pleasure my m**ge"
2006-11-13 08:11:29 · 11 answers · asked by Roy S 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO.....Superb !
2006-11-13 08:13:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is 6 minutes after your question. It's only 3 in the afternoon here. And no, I don't like your limerick
2006-11-13 08:18:03 · answer #2 · answered by green_guy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There was a sad chap from Southall
Who's pr*ck was incredibly small.
When his girlfried measured it
She found it was not
More than four-fifths of five-eigths of f*ck all.
2006-11-13 08:44:56 · answer #3 · answered by Rachel N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee great, .........one you you
there was an old man of bocket
went for a ride in a rocket
the rocket went bang
and his balls went clang
and they found his knob
in his pocket
2006-11-13 09:08:04 · answer #4 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh what a groaner.
2006-11-13 08:24:45 · answer #5 · answered by shnorkings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
short and to the point. lol
2006-11-13 08:17:45 · answer #6 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2006-11-14 10:02:28 · answer #7 · answered by jellyswiss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank was total cornyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! choke! choke!
2006-11-13 08:33:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those b some mad bad rhymes
2006-11-13 08:15:28 · answer #9 · answered by Jeremy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes very good LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-13 08:21:25 · answer #10 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋