A man dressed all in black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly a large black car without any lights on comes round the corner and screeches to a halt.
How did the driver know there was a man in the road?
2006-11-13 08:03:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its day, the suns still up!
(yes, im offically smart... yay! the fianl and definate proof... thx!)
2006-11-13 08:04:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Day Time. It's actually suppose to be: There was a guy driving down a country road with his headlights off, a black lab walks into the middle of the road, weaves around the dog and regains control. How did the man know there was a dog in the middle of the road?
2006-11-13 16:08:16 · answer #2 · answered by Frank 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think this was a pre-arranged agreement. The man dressed in black is completey gay. He's gone out drinking and is feeling frisky. He wants some action but he's still one of those closet gays. So in order to save him from embarassment he calls his local gay escort service and asks him to pick him up on one of those out of town roads that nobody usually drives around. He stresses the word discreet. The escort says, how will i find you? The man says, i'll be wearing all black. So the escort is driving to meet him down this country road when he realises there are houses on the road, so he switches his lights off and drives slowly drives down the road, passes the corner and sees the man in black and piles on the brakes! "hope in honey"
2006-11-13 16:23:47 · answer #3 · answered by Joe_Floggs 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It happened in the day when the driver heard a thump, looked in his rear view mirror and saw he had run over the man in black.
By the way, I was on the street corner when I saw you come out of the car to check on the dead man. :)
2006-11-13 16:09:55 · answer #4 · answered by IB M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it happened when the sun is still in the sky
2006-11-13 16:07:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Daytime makes it easy to see him
2006-11-13 16:06:35 · answer #6 · answered by dathinman8 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its day time or he may of flashed his pearly whites at the driver
2006-11-13 16:06:23 · answer #7 · answered by trouble4U 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the sun is out
2006-11-13 18:26:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was daylight, darlin
2006-11-13 16:25:54 · answer #9 · answered by sweetsum691 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he didn\'t. he stopped becouse he hit something
2006-11-13 16:05:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋