A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
2006-11-13 07:59:15 · 18 answers · asked by lilmisslouievuitton 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks thats really good! I will tell you a joke back.....
Best Chicken Joke Ever
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to
play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had
gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse.
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up
chicks.
2006-11-13 08:02:58 · answer #1 · answered by CarolinaGirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-11-13 16:03:21 · answer #2 · answered by Jegis H. Corbet 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I've heard that one before.
2006-11-13 16:01:22 · answer #3 · answered by quatrapiller 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nicely done.
2006-11-13 16:02:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one, hahahahaha!
2006-11-13 16:01:16 · answer #5 · answered by klynna 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny funny
2006-11-13 16:13:53 · answer #6 · answered by latrece81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rules are rules
2006-11-14 02:43:31 · answer #7 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet he want do anything he want and any time he want! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
2006-11-13 16:29:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty funny
2006-11-13 16:00:37 · answer #9 · answered by snorfgoogle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
=] very funny
2006-11-13 16:02:02 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋