My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided
>to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her
>beautiful younger sister.
>
>My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and
>generally was bra-less. ?One day "little" sister called and asked me to come
>over to check the wedding invitations. ?She was alone when I arrived, and she
>whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before
I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I
was in total
shock, and couldn't say a word.
>
>She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
>fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her
panties and threw them down the
stairs at me. I stood there for a moment,
then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door.??I opened the
door, and headed straight towards my
car.
Lo and behold, my entire
future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his
eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very
happy that you
have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man
for our
daughter. Welcome to the family."
>
>And the moral of this story is:??
>?
>?
>?
>?Always keep your condoms in your car........
2006-11-13 07:24:54 · 10 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA sorry that cracked me up! hahaha.... lol... HAHAHAHAHA its sooo funny!
MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!
2006-11-13 07:38:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-13 07:28:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee
2006-11-13 07:34:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this is the 3rd time I've seen this joke (or a similar one) here on Yahoo! answers. It's ok the first time, but afterwards, isn't funny, as you know the punchline.
2006-11-13 07:27:11 · answer #4 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I don't want to interrupt her.
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
2006-11-13 07:46:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Oh my GOSH! I love it until the moral of the story xP
2006-11-13 07:46:19 · answer #6 · answered by Youngling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay.........I tell you what pal ....make thee abbreviations ..such as
something that would be universal.....I have no clue what that is.....The joke was funny.....BUT.....what is
?
2006-11-13 07:56:31 · answer #7 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one.... XD HAHAHAHAHA... I'm still laughing... and yes always keep your condoms in the car...
XD
2006-11-13 07:42:47 · answer #8 · answered by RE_FAN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha.........i agree with you........
2006-11-13 07:59:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2006-11-13 07:28:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋