now you have to use your imagination on this one.
a duck yes a DUCK takes his girlfriend out for a meal and disco then they book into a hotel for the night.they are both feeling horny and go to bed but just as he was about to do the deed she said''have you got a condom'' so he says''no i will phone room service'' so he phones room service and says'' this is mr duck in room 303 can you send me up a condom please''about 5 mins.go by and there is a knock on the door.mr duck opens the door to a waiter who was standing there with a silver tray and a condom on it he says''this is the condom you ordered sir,would you like me to put it on your bill sir'' and the duck says''fuxk off what do you think i am a fuxxxing pervert''
2006-11-13 07:12:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now come on ploppy pants you know it was good dont have sour grapes
2006-11-13 07:51:27 · update #1
lol..........that was abosolutely QUACKERS!
I have got to vote this one!!!!
2006-11-13 07:20:07 · answer #1 · answered by charlie w 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You missed out the voyeuristic third duck hiding in the wardrobe. The peking duck.
2006-11-13 15:21:12 · answer #2 · answered by Dava 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol....damn Donald always gotta get defensive! he he....that is the best joke ever.....its funnie n has ducks in it! lol I wonder if he could breath with one of those on his bill??
2006-11-13 15:19:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one! Tee Hee!
2006-11-13 17:25:12 · answer #4 · answered by Val G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes yes yes i get it! i am the blondest, stupidiest person in my form and i actually get it!!!! woo go meeeeeeee
2006-11-13 15:27:02 · answer #5 · answered by jiving 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with jokes like this i can see you on the big stage
sweeping it
2006-11-13 15:30:05 · answer #6 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.....
2006-11-13 15:24:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha! funny.
2006-11-13 15:58:20 · answer #8 · answered by WWJD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one xXx
2006-11-13 15:24:27 · answer #9 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FFFFFFFFFFFFFD
2006-11-13 21:37:35 · answer #10 · answered by jellyswiss 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋