Why am I still cold in the UK?

Question

Ozone layer closing up, Polar ice caps melting, polar bears dying from heat exhaustion!
I've just put my heating up a notch.
If the temperature was 'hotting up' I wouldnt need to 'up' my thermostat, I wouldnt use so much energy, we wouldnt need as many power stations! Wouldnt that cancel out the problem on its own?
When is this 'excess heat' going to reach the UK? in a couple of million years time??

Answer 1

The Bermuda Triangle is absorbing all of the extra heat. And nothing comes back out of the Bermuda Triangle!

Answer 2

you should put on some mittens