One day a Minister was returning home to have dinner with his family. When he got home he noticed his wife baking a Ham. He said "ooh that Ham smells great" his wife replied by saying "it's a Dam Ham" he told her that she should not use such language. His wife then showed him that the name brand of the ham on the package was called Dam, so he understood.
Later at dinner after saying grace the minister then asked his wife "would you pass me the dam ham" all of a sudden the minister's son turns to his father and says "that's the spirit dad, now pass the f*cking potates!"
2006-11-13 06:58:16 · 11 answers · asked by Jeremy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.....chuckling out loud here.....and believe it or not.......that doesnt come easy for me. lol
2006-11-13 07:22:05 · answer #1 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I should have seen that one coming . . .
When they went to Las Vegas, did they take the "Dam" Tour of the Hoover Dam, too?
2006-11-13 07:00:51 · answer #2 · answered by quatrapiller 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny..Ministers can let off a few F bombs some times ..No big deal.
2006-11-13 07:01:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Read same joke here before, except it was fish, not ham.
2006-11-13 07:35:21 · answer #4 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-11-13 07:00:05 · answer #5 · answered by Tim 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one..true, true...out of the mouth of babes
2006-11-13 07:00:51 · answer #6 · answered by Betty Boop 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, they do have a good source for vocabulary.
2006-11-13 07:02:06 · answer #7 · answered by dot&carryone. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gimme that old time religion! (nice joke)
2006-11-13 07:00:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol.....that reminds me of my family dinners! geeze
:O)
2006-11-13 07:02:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, Awesome, thanks for the laughs.
2006-11-13 07:21:51 · answer #10 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋