a blonde is out for a walk.
She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
"Yoo-hoo," she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then
shouts back,
"You ARE on the other side."
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
motorway
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde
behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the patrolman cranked down his window, turned on his
bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!", the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
2006-11-13 06:58:01 · 15 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO...OMG THOSE WERE GREAT
2006-11-13 07:05:44 · answer #1 · answered by ~LAX Mom~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Classic
2006-11-13 07:09:41 · answer #2 · answered by Tim 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. Absobloomin'lutely brilliant!
2006-11-13 09:28:39 · answer #3 · answered by Val G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knitting, must have been using a hands free phone then.
2006-11-13 08:19:33 · answer #4 · answered by "Call me Dave" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well they're both brill! lol lol lol lol lol
Shame you got to go :0(
2006-11-13 07:08:50 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
:|:| heyy im blonde :O but they funny all the same
2006-11-13 07:01:23 · answer #6 · answered by BaybiiBlondie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey i did not get the joke sorry
2006-11-13 07:04:13 · answer #7 · answered by bonnie3bd 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the second one was really good... made me laught... keep them coming
2006-11-13 07:01:35 · answer #8 · answered by d1rty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny
2006-11-13 07:43:46 · answer #9 · answered by Youngling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha...............
2006-11-13 07:34:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-13 07:32:37 · answer #11 · answered by Miss.PatrickWhite_onFiYa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋