the old woman that answered a knock on her door and there was a salesman standing there with a vacuum cleaner he said ''lady this is the best vacuum cleaner in the world '' the old lady said''fxck off i dont want one '' not to be put off he said''lady i am going to throw this bucket of horseshit on your carpet and if this vacuum doesnt clean it all up i will eat the remainder myself and give you the vacuum''so he threw the horseshit on her carpet.the old lady said''i hope you are fuxxing hungry my electric got cut off this morning''
2006-11-13 06:57:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMFG....lol...[[too]] funny!!! 10/10 perfecto!
2006-11-13 07:08:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard that one in 1950 What about this one, Two woman shoppers were examining carrots outside a greengrocers. One of them held up a carrot and said to her friend, this is like my husband's wi**y. The other woman repied, you mean the size of it ? NO dopey, the dirt of it. !!!!
2006-11-13 17:27:36 · answer #2 · answered by xenon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Awesome!
2006-11-13 15:47:54 · answer #3 · answered by Youngling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have i been placed in a time warp? I'm no celebrity but get me out of here!!!!!
2006-11-13 15:10:44 · answer #4 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmm... digested hay
2006-11-13 15:37:55 · answer #5 · answered by Dragon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you did not tell me that one before, it is pretty funny
2006-11-13 15:00:31 · answer #6 · answered by hanumistee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.......i think you should go onto the stage buisness!
2006-11-13 15:12:28 · answer #7 · answered by charlie w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-11-14 05:29:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha,i like it !
2006-11-13 15:03:24 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotfl
hilarious
2006-11-13 15:00:20 · answer #10 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋