A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo Factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 a.m. the next day. The next day at 8:45 a.m., there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.
Sure enough, Elmo's are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmo's and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs. The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
2006-11-13 06:54:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omfg tht is bloody class! neva heard it before and it was great!!!!!! thnx for making me giggle
2006-11-13 07:30:04 · answer #1 · answered by jiving 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 out of 10
2006-11-13 07:02:50 · answer #2 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great, I neeeded a laugh and that sure gave me it! Well done.
2006-11-14 02:45:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay lol that is so funny, I like it 10/10 lol lol lol
2006-11-13 07:12:12 · answer #4 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....thats funnie! he he im gonna have 2 tell my bf that one...hes elmo obsessed! he he
:O)
2006-11-13 06:57:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least three years old that one, but good try.
2006-11-13 07:15:34 · answer #6 · answered by badgerbeetle 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol that was sooo funny oh i'd love to be that employer right now ... poor woman xXx
2006-11-13 07:21:35 · answer #7 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD.....thanx!!
2006-11-13 07:08:10 · answer #8 · answered by ~LAX Mom~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhhahahahaha!!! That's hilarious! Awesome man, thanks for the laughs.
2006-11-13 06:59:38 · answer #9 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ah.......ok where's da funny part
2006-11-13 07:37:08 · answer #10 · answered by Miss.PatrickWhite_onFiYa 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋