One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful " in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with,
"My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
Very good, Suzie, "replied the teacher. She then called on little
Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully." he said.
"Excellent, Michael!"
Then, the teacher called on little Johnny?
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful,... just f*cking beautiful!'"
2006-11-13 06:25:51 · 24 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it's not funny but very funny
2006-11-13 21:47:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-13 14:31:03 · answer #2 · answered by Prince of Persia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny is always funny
2006-11-13 14:35:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but I think it would be funnier without the second to last word.
2006-11-13 14:33:01 · answer #4 · answered by s.boniel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A-mazing..hha
2006-11-13 14:37:04 · answer #5 · answered by yourmygoodfeeling 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny again, keep on going
2006-11-13 14:28:41 · answer #6 · answered by bty53404242 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love little johnny jokes.....and yes,very funny even though i heard it before
2006-11-13 14:29:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Really
2006-11-13 15:19:46 · answer #8 · answered by 0110111001101111 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bet your a laugh to be out with
2006-11-13 14:45:17 · answer #9 · answered by tomzy33 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an other cracker ploppy pants
2006-11-13 14:50:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋