A woman is cheating on her husband and every time the man comes over she would put her son in the closet. One day the husband comes home early and the wife puts the man in the same closet with her son. The boy says it sure is dark in here the man says yes it is and the boy says I have a baseball I'll sell you for $10.00 and the man says no the boys says I'll tell my daddy so the man buys the ball, next day husband comes home early and the man and the boys are in the closet the boys says sure is dark in here I'll sell you my baseball glove for $20.00 the man says no I'll tell my daddy so he buys the glove, next day same thing sure is dark in here I have a baseball bat for $30.00 so the man buys it. That night the father asks his son if he wants to play ball and he tells his father I sold all of it for $60.00 the father says you must not lie and I will take you to confession. The boy goes into the booth and says boy it's dark in here and the preacher says don't start that crap again.
2006-11-13
06:25:20
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