George comes home very late, and very drunk, and his wife is waiting for him at the door. She says, "You've been out fuc*king around, haven't you?"
He says, "Nope."
She says, "Then explain the lipstick on your shirt."
He says, "That's easy. I used my shirt to wipe off my di*ck
2006-11-13 05:45:25 · 9 answers · asked by G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmaoooo...wow..gotta tell my sister this one.she just got married..lol
2006-11-13 06:04:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now the wife replies 'Um that means you have been out for getting a Co*k Sucking Ah ..!!!' Too humerous !!!
2006-11-13 05:53:32 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwww.....i would have just told her i like 2 wear lipstick...worse case senerio....ur friends think ur gay n she keeps her lippy gloss under lock n key, thats better than setting urself up for years of alimony payments! he he
2006-11-13 05:54:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I need someone who can reattach a spleen, never mind I found some selotape...
2006-11-13 05:58:23 · answer #4 · answered by Dragon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...thats a good joke
2006-11-13 05:48:08 · answer #5 · answered by yahooligan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good thing it was lipstick and not snuff
2006-11-13 05:56:36 · answer #6 · answered by jess g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, LOL
2006-11-13 07:23:55 · answer #7 · answered by muckrake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was too funny!!
2006-11-13 05:49:36 · answer #8 · answered by Patti M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha - caught in the act....
2006-11-13 05:49:37 · answer #9 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋