Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes.
Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes.
The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Yankees hat, I find an asshole."
2006-11-13 05:39:54 · 17 answers · asked by geniuswithU 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
EXCELLENT!! perfect description of the Yankee's!! LOL ha ha ha ha
2006-11-13 05:44:43 · answer #1 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/10
2006-11-13 13:55:40 · answer #2 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I give it an 8 out of 10, you must be a Red Sox fan.
2006-11-13 15:28:06 · answer #3 · answered by muckrake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep it a 10
2006-11-13 13:51:17 · answer #4 · answered by Patti M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a perfect 10!
2006-11-13 13:43:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny not for yankees fans but funny nevertheless
2006-11-13 13:44:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 very good and new.
2006-11-13 13:44:29 · answer #7 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha lol ha lol i give it a 10 i voted a thums up
2006-11-13 15:54:22 · answer #8 · answered by Miss.PatrickWhite_onFiYa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one...edit it i mean censor it then send it to readers digest and earn 50 or 100 usdollars!!!
2006-11-13 13:43:58 · answer #9 · answered by painintheneck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and he wasn't talking about a ball player just a yakee
2006-11-13 13:47:48 · answer #10 · answered by jess g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋