a man takes his gorgeous girlfriend to the pictures, after 20 minutes of the film started she whispers into his ear " the man next to me is having a wa*k",
he smirked and said " ok shall we move to another part of the cinema then?"
she replied " i cant he is using my hand"
2006-11-13 04:39:34 · 25 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A little tart that joke i think
2006-11-13 04:54:49 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not extreemly funny - but good for a chuckle -- it sounds like it should be a blonde joke
2006-11-13 12:41:48 · answer #2 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it ( A chance would a fine thing)
2006-11-13 12:46:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rubbish
The punch line sounds all wrong. Did you make it up yourself?
Also, to toss off the man next to her partner, she is going to have to reach across her partner to do it.
You haven't thought this out have you??
2006-11-13 12:43:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Nice one ploppy. lol lol Back in your box Dan J, your'e talking out the wrong end.!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-13 13:20:14 · answer #5 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh. ive heard wayy better. good for a chuckle though.
2006-11-13 12:45:30 · answer #6 · answered by missie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that must be my cuz in the movie using her hand
2006-11-13 12:55:20 · answer #7 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross!!!!
your name is funny though.
oh by the way,that joke is very old
2006-11-13 12:44:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg they r getting worse sorry
2006-11-13 13:56:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny!!
where did u get that from men, it sucks big time.
2006-11-13 12:57:06 · answer #10 · answered by CHIKA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋