A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
''I can't do that, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.''
''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.''
''Can't do that either, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.''
''Alright, we could get a blood sample.''
''Can't do that either, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.''
''Fine then, just walk this white line.''
''Can't do that either, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm drunk.''
2006-11-13 04:39:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one
lmao
2006-11-13 04:43:07 · answer #1 · answered by milion dollar man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 05:40:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny. You really made my day with all these laughs. I have to get ready for work, have a great day
2006-11-13 04:45:45 · answer #3 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good lol 10 out of10
2006-11-13 05:09:17 · answer #4 · answered by dmr1989 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that,thumbs up from me.
2006-11-13 04:45:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he - an oldie but a goodie!
2006-11-13 04:42:31 · answer #6 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he kinda funny
2006-11-13 04:48:33 · answer #7 · answered by Skye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really gud
2006-11-13 07:04:07 · answer #8 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that joke is great!
2006-11-13 04:42:53 · answer #9 · answered by missie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was good!!
2006-11-13 04:42:32 · answer #10 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋