A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull. ''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant .''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?! ''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
2006-11-13 04:34:16 · 18 answers · asked by ||| Romeo Boy ||| 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha ha ha! 10!
My father-in-law is a bus driver!
2006-11-14 02:54:04 · answer #1 · answered by Queen of the Wicker People 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-11-13 13:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6
2006-11-13 12:36:12 · answer #3 · answered by Christabelle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I score it an 8
2006-11-13 13:28:51 · answer #4 · answered by hapymom03 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definitely a 10
2006-11-13 13:23:34 · answer #5 · answered by katloony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got hav a 8 or maybe 9 thats simplely funny
2006-11-13 12:36:35 · answer #6 · answered by Skye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it an 8.
2006-11-13 15:35:00 · answer #7 · answered by muckrake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha - a solid 8 on my laugh-ometer!!
2006-11-13 12:51:23 · answer #8 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 me and my mom cracked up! Keep um coming.Clean 1s of course
2006-11-13 12:55:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
9 it was cute and funny! Kids say the darndest things...!
2006-11-13 12:37:23 · answer #10 · answered by me 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋