Cuz I realy want to read it ,it would be very nice.
2006-11-13 04:27:20 · 5 answers · asked by wolfington 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hope you like....
A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels
....Hello!!! ..... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months......box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on the Macy's escalator for hours after the power went out!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July -Lost breast stroke swimming competition . learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm .car swamped
because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
2006-11-13 05:06:41 · answer #1 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other,
"How do I get to the other side?!"
The other blonde looks around, and screams back, "You ARE on the other side!!"
Two blondes are arguing in the woods.
"Bear tracks!" "Deer tracks!" "Bear tracks!" "DEER TRACKS!" "BEAR TRACKS!"
A train hits them.
A blonde, tired of all the stereotyping, dyes her hair brown and then takes a drive through the countryside. She sees a farmer tending to a flock of sheep and decides to give her ego a boost. She stops the car by the fence where the farmer is leaning up against it, gets out, and makes conversation.
"Say there... nice flock of sheep. You sure have a lot."
"Yep."
"Can I make a wager with you?"
"I don't see why not."
"If I can guess how many sheep you have out there, can I take one of them home with me?"
The farmer thinks a minute, and then agrees. The blonde surveys the flock and makes her guess.
"87."
"Wow. You're pretty good. Go ahead and claim your prize, little lady."
As the blonde was about to put her prize into the car, the farmer called to her.
"Uh, miss? If I can guess the REAL color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
2006-11-13 12:34:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
So there was this blonde woman who absolutely hated blonde jokes. She didn't like that people immediately thought she was stupid cause her hair was blonde. Anyway while she was driving through Kansas and saw a blonde sitting in a row boat in the middle of a wheat field rowing her heart out. She was so mad she slammed on the brakes, got out of the car and yelled, "It's blondes like you, who give blondes like me a bad name and if I could swim I'd come out there and kick your butt."
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.
How does a blonde confuse you?
She comes back and tells you she did.
2006-11-13 12:46:02 · answer #3 · answered by JQ 9 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call 10 blondes standing side by side? a wind tunnel
2006-11-13 13:17:57 · answer #4 · answered by dumbdago 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: what the smartest thing to come out of a blondes mouth
A: my huge d*ck
2006-11-13 12:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by superbad91 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋