An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who watched the whole incident walked up and asked,"What the heck is going on?"
The drunk, still staring down, replied:
"I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."
2006-11-13 04:02:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny
2006-11-13 04:07:14 · answer #1 · answered by stupid 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao hahahahhaah, ahhh thats great, not only did it involve the word diarhea, but also a drunk kicking the s'hit out of a ghost lmao hahahaha ahhh drunks and diarhea
2006-11-13 12:04:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it. Kind of odd, but works well as a "true story" in certain awkward moments...
2006-11-13 12:05:21 · answer #3 · answered by Lauren 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AhahahahahahHAAA. That's pretty funny, never heard it before.
2006-11-13 12:06:40 · answer #4 · answered by Jamie* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice unexpected twist
2006-11-13 12:10:05 · answer #5 · answered by ♥will♥skate♥4♥life♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny, have any more jokes to tell?
2006-11-13 12:08:16 · answer #6 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was done already.
2006-11-13 12:22:08 · answer #7 · answered by Prissy_kitty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny!
2006-11-13 12:05:20 · answer #8 · answered by iluvmynotebook 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2006-11-13 12:04:50 · answer #9 · answered by maggie 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....nice
2006-11-13 12:53:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋