I had a bad day. My boyfreind just called and told me he was cheating on me and dumped me...ill take anything to make me smile!
2006-11-13 03:57:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
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2006-11-13 04:01:44 · answer #1 · answered by mykemejeje 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for one life goes on and he didn't dump you he lost you.he is going to end up the hurt one because he left a his wife for a ho.don't let him bring you down you should be haven more fun than he is because you finally got rid of the loser.call your girls and go have a good time live your life and stay free.and when he comes crawling back after that ho cheats on him and kick him to the curb don't let him in your home leave him standing in the rain just like a real dirty dog.pick ya head up and smile because you are beautiful and full of joy & happiness!
2006-11-13 12:08:04 · answer #2 · answered by equality 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont' just take anything......sounds like maybe that's what happened when you hooked up with this toad. He is a rotten wanker and NOT deserving of you!!! You are absolutely fabulous and one day soon, someone will see that, love every bit about you, and be completely smitten with you. Take some deep breaths, beat a pillow if you need to, and then go look in the mirror and say I KNOW WHO I AM AND I AM FANTASTIC!!! Then move on to better things, not necessarily another guy, but things for YOU.
2006-11-13 12:01:54 · answer #3 · answered by alwayslarat 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
this morning I was going to do the dishes early so I did not have that much work when I came home...as I picked up a large glass oven roasting pot, it slipped and fell on my toe, splitting it open, yep going to lose the toe nail..
so I cleaned the mess up an continued to put the dishes in the dish washer...everything went OK until I turned it on...I guess a few pieces of the glass got inside the dish washer and not they are stuck into the pump or something because the dish washer is making a screaming sound and it is not working any more..
so I now have to call the repair man and now do the dishes by hand until it is fixed....OK out the door to go to work....yes..just like you see on the commercials...my lunch on top of the car adn down the road I go...and as I approach 40 mph off I see something do flying ..yep my lunch..into the car in back of me...some now really mad large guy, giving me a funny piece sign..and still yelling at me...yep my food is now all over his hood and when we stopped at the light, this huge guy comes running at me adn I try to talk and say I am sorry but as I tried to close my window, he just pulled it so hard it is now in a thousand pieces, adn he did get enough time to punch me in the left eye....hurts too..
so off to work, I get to work adn my boss want me to meet his boss...for corporate office....you guessed it...NO it was no the guy from the car....got you....but a person who despises any form of violence..I tried to explain but he will not have me working on the account.. so I have to go and do this tiny little jobs until he goes back to corporate office...
now I could continue with my day but no one is going to believe any more could go wrong for me..so I am going to stop hear..and say
good luck to you, I do not seem to have any today...
and sorry for what happened to you
2006-11-13 12:17:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
With this boyfriend out of the way, u r now closer to discovering ure soulmate!! Buy some cholocate icecream, and watch Moulin Rouge and Ever After...
2006-11-13 11:59:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Watch for a guy that will make fun of himself. You will laugh!
2006-11-13 12:01:42 · answer #6 · answered by F1antasyMaN 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give me a call and you will feel fine afterward.
2006-11-13 11:59:32 · answer #7 · answered by Saints friend 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's a cheating piece of crap. You are so much better off without him. Enjoy your new life!!!!
2006-11-13 12:00:12 · answer #8 · answered by Christabelle 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You need a Buddy.
2006-11-13 18:39:53 · answer #9 · answered by Saffernellie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm sorry!!!!!
Here is a Funny Fact:
For every B-tch there is a guy that made her that way!!!!!
2006-11-13 12:00:48 · answer #10 · answered by Bob the Cat.™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋