An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone, too, and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving. Now what do we tell them for Christmas?"
2006-11-13 03:33:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
did you like this one? they have to trick there own kid's to come home for the holidays lol
2006-11-13 03:34:11 · update #1
lol....any advice on how 2 keep them away???
2006-11-13 03:39:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like someone is still a genius without a question
2006-11-13 05:06:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is a strange trip! This woman you are divorcing knows you better than anyone ever will again. Marriage is hard, very hard.
2006-11-13 03:36:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
May I use your name as the answer?
2006-11-13 03:37:32 · answer #4 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you keep putting those stupid little comments on the bottom of your jokes.
2006-11-13 04:33:56 · answer #5 · answered by Prissy_kitty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i should laugh but i find your story very sad.. someone has to lie his children to make them come and visit him. if he would said the truth i\'m sure they would refused him...
2006-11-13 03:38:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't expect the end. Funny!
2006-11-13 03:35:54 · answer #7 · answered by Teresa 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's cute.
2006-11-13 03:36:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
super joke....A+++++
then ending was totally not what i thought it was going to be and those are the best jokes!!!!!
2006-11-13 03:37:49 · answer #9 · answered by polarbaby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was very predictable, especially when u titled it that way sry
2006-11-13 03:37:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋