'I can play ANY musical instrumentyou like'. An Englishman gives him a guitar which he palys better than Hendrix, an Irishman give him a piano which he plays better than Elton John.
... A scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes, the octopus fumbles around for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says 'whats wrong ... ken ye no play it'?
The octopus says ..'PLAY IT'?? ... Im gonna F**k her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!!!
2006-11-13 03:32:57 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bloody loved it
2006-11-13 04:15:41 · answer #1 · answered by leila b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny...
and funny to think that the bar randomly had a piano for the random Irishman to give!
2006-11-13 03:40:06 · answer #2 · answered by ludacrusher 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like it lol
A man finds an ill octopus and takes it to his mate, his mate says "Wot do i want with that?" The man says "It's that sick squid i owe you!"
2006-11-13 05:11:49 · answer #3 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha that was actually kind of cute in a funny twisted way
2006-11-13 12:49:29 · answer #4 · answered by Angel_In_America 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is ink slippery like vaseline? because he's gonna need some lube
2006-11-13 04:09:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha, he was excited by the tartan pyjamas
2006-11-13 03:34:41 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha,nice one mate
2006-11-13 05:04:24 · answer #7 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!! laughed my butt off trying to picture that in my head!!!!
2006-11-13 03:47:27 · answer #8 · answered by polarbaby 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Nice one!!
2006-11-13 03:34:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-11-13 04:26:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋