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or He be smiting y'all soon, gotz to no'

2006-11-13 03:20:27 · 8 answers · asked by laquisha_blackstone 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

8 answers

Is this a question? Is this English?

2006-11-13 03:24:44 · answer #1 · answered by Niecy 6 · 0 0

"Smiting?!" The man who taught his followers to, "love thy neighbor as thyself?" The man who cautioned that the only person without sin should cast the first stone?

I think you're mixing up deities here, my friend. Are you not really speaking of Old Testament god of retribution? Jesus was a man, a teacher, of compassion. He taught that we should love. "Smiting," to the best of my knowledge, was not a word in his vocabulary.

2006-11-13 03:26:17 · answer #2 · answered by gjstoryteller 5 · 0 1

Ya know, all of this intelligent arguments as to WHY I should beleive in God and none of them have convinced me - until I came across your Ebonics-laden ditribe.... IM A BELEIVER NOW! HALLELUEJAH!!!!



not....

2006-11-13 03:27:06 · answer #3 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 1 0

Fake. If you actually spoke like that, I don't think you'd bother with the punctuation.

2006-11-13 03:33:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, God Bless you. I see he gave you the gift of speaking in tongues. I recognize him, may you walk with him always!

2006-11-13 03:30:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yo, he gonna whack me in a drive-by?

2006-11-13 05:30:38 · answer #6 · answered by doppelganger918 2 · 0 0

You are incorrect. Does jesus know slang?

2006-11-13 03:28:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, thank you.

2006-11-13 03:24:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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