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what about theme parks, football, movies etc? and if there's not..what exactly are you supposed to do with yourself for eternity?

2006-11-13 03:16:45 · 16 answers · asked by Kismet 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

piper-if you don't know then why are you so excited to go?

2006-11-13 03:20:47 · update #1

ps-don't call it "my" god..i'm pagan. which means i've already got my hand basket to hell warmed up. i suppose i'll be able to play xbox with the rest of you down there ;)

2006-11-13 03:28:28 · update #2

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Heaven is basically a big church. Hell's fires cleanse and purify the spirit--and when you get tired of dancing in the fire, there's a whole lot of other fun stuff to do. You should check out the Infernal Football League! It makes NFL football look like ballet. Seriously, isn't football with flamethrowers and rocket launchers a much more exciting sport?

2006-11-13 03:21:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

I Guess They Would Be Hving Big Screen Tv's But The Only Thing U'll Ever GetTo Watch Is Your Past Life And The Current Life Of Your Loved Ones.

2006-11-13 03:21:28 · answer #2 · answered by K®ÀZÂ¥ à 5 · 1 1

I would imagine that if there is such a thing as heaven, it would be largely what you make it. On top of which, these are all material things from which the human mind derives satisfaction (I consider myself quite the archetypal materialist by the way!!), but perhaps in heaven the mind or the soul finds gratification or peace in other things. Just think - who needs movies when the whole earth could be your theater!

I guess none of us will know until our time comes, and if there is no heaven, then we'll be none-the-wiser anyway!

2006-11-13 03:21:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Heaven has the following amenities:

- Swimming pool
- Tennis court
- Three basketball courts
- A softball diamond
- Shuffleboard courts (only open until 10 pm)
- Pinball machines
- Classic arcade games from the '80s
- Whack-a-mole
- Skee-ball (scheduled for completion January 2007)

I think that's everything. Unfortunately, though, they don't have a merry-go-round yet... but they're working on it.

2006-11-13 03:22:33 · answer #4 · answered by . 7 · 3 1

sorry to burst your bubble, but those things are considered pleasures of the flesh in the bible, and useally evil traps set by the devil to make you have fun, so u wanna go to where its more fun, hell. but in heaven, to get there, what u have to do is be faithfull to god, prey and not have ne fun, this stuff is actually written in the bible. oh and by the way the only thing to do in heaven, get this, is to worship your lord for all eternity, thats right, all there is to do is prey, so according to the bible, hell u get tortured, and heaven all u do is prey all day... which is torture, so try not to die because when u do ... ur screwed

2006-11-13 03:21:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

Heaven will be whatever you want it to be...Filled with all the things you consider wonderful...

2006-11-13 03:22:12 · answer #6 · answered by Littlebit 6 · 1 1

Beer volcano and a stripper factory.

2006-11-13 03:35:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

When you get to heaven,you will wish you were in Hell.

2006-11-13 03:22:38 · answer #8 · answered by Broken_upon_wheels 2 · 2 1

no....(shaking my head low)
You folk (each of you so far) dont understand the nature of GOD
or what heaven is. It is not a dream or fantasy.
Simply put ......It is presence with God.

We are ignorant to things we have not experienced.

2006-11-13 03:20:50 · answer #9 · answered by King 5 · 1 2

Nope, all the good stuff is in hell.

I will ring your doorbell and run away!!!

2006-11-13 03:19:29 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 4 1

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