Prime Minister Tony Blair was visiting a primary school They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the Prime Minister if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy".
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field & a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a 'tragedy'"
"No," said Blair, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained the Prime Minister "That's what we would call a great loss."
The room went silent.Finally, at the back of the room, a small boy raised his hand...In a quiet voice he said: "If the aeroplane carrying you and Mrs Blair was struck by a "friendly fire" missile & blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.Fantastic! exclaimed Tony Blair. That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?
"Well," says the boy It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a fu**ing accident either
2006-11-13 02:24:11 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no its comic .... you are funny babe
2006-11-13 02:26:36 · answer #1 · answered by guys kicker 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
12/10
2006-11-13 10:26:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes what a perfect 100% joke
2006-11-13 10:26:19 · answer #3 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hm! Don't think it would be a tragedy either. I think it might be considered revenge.
2006-11-13 10:28:02 · answer #4 · answered by patsy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no not a tragedy a bloody blessing m8 loool
2006-11-13 10:28:37 · answer #5 · answered by dididdleydihi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he LOL funny - can't say what excatly it is probably a tragedy UK YA users can comment better on that
2006-11-13 10:25:54 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is a tragedy, it's friendly fire it struck me and made me laugh to tears.
2006-11-13 12:40:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant 11/10!!!! :))))
2006-11-13 13:40:01 · answer #8 · answered by ribena 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! That was funny! I've never heard it before!
2006-11-13 10:43:20 · answer #9 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious best joke today
2006-11-13 11:05:19 · answer #10 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes that is very funny
2006-11-13 10:43:02 · answer #11 · answered by dumplingmuffin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋