LITTLE TONY ON MATH
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU."
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately
licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling
down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the
ice cream. Which one is married ?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's
gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding
ring on," but I like your thinking."
2006-11-13 02:21:00 · 18 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah he is correct i too likes the way of that kind of thinking
2006-11-13 02:23:22 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2006-11-13 02:23:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kewl, I Like Your Way Of Thinking.
2006-11-13 02:28:58 · answer #3 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
Dr BAd
2006-11-13 03:42:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he -- now Tony is a true smart as s - no slow thinking for him!! LOL ha ha ha hah hah ha
2006-11-13 02:33:11 · answer #5 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joke of the day
2006-11-13 02:23:53 · answer #6 · answered by thatniceguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic. never fails to raise a smile
cheers
2006-11-13 02:25:23 · answer #7 · answered by toietmoi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-11-13 05:29:34 · answer #8 · answered by ribena 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-13 02:38:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, i like your thinking
2006-11-13 04:51:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋