A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small, $6,500 for "medium, $14,000 for "large."
The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected.
"Well, what have the two of you decided" asked the doctor.
The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."
2006-11-13 02:20:00 · 19 answers · asked by guys kicker 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AWESOME! didn't expect it at all!
2006-11-14 01:58:40 · answer #1 · answered by soren 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-13 02:23:54 · answer #2 · answered by ~2Sxy4u!~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2006-11-13 02:26:59 · answer #3 · answered by Steve 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OW! A double hurt (but a funny joke)
2006-11-13 02:22:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha shame poor guy
2006-11-13 02:22:43 · answer #5 · answered by thatniceguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute but kinda lacking a solid punchline
2006-11-13 03:42:31 · answer #6 · answered by akgsweigart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she probaly does it with another man in the kitchen
2006-11-13 04:55:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe a classic joke LOL
2006-11-13 02:21:53 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Good one.
2006-11-13 02:28:04 · answer #9 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you only have sex jokes
2006-11-13 02:22:22 · answer #10 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. Nice one.
2006-11-13 02:26:12 · answer #11 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋