When Andrea was planning her upcoming wedding, she asked to wear her mother's wedding dress. She went to try it on and the gown was a perfect fit on her petite frame. As her mother's eyes welled up with tears, Andrea put an arm around her. "You're not losing a daughter", she reminded her mother in time-honored fashion, "you're gaining a son."
"Oh forget about that!" said her mother with a sob. "I used to fit into that dress!"
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Tax and Flag
A visitor from The Netherlands was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.
"Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them."
"That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."
2006-11-13 02:05:22 · 39 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
8/10
2006-11-13 02:28:25 · answer #1 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the first one more than the second.(1)8 (2)6 out of 10.
2006-11-13 02:15:44 · answer #2 · answered by suchsi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first one was a surprise as I didnt expect tht from the mother. So it gets 7/10. I think the second one was brilliant so 8/10.
2006-11-13 17:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by Heista 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
-10/10
2006-11-13 02:16:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The second 1 was really good but the 1st 1 wasn't. The idea is funny but it was presented in the wrong way.
2006-11-13 05:32:26 · answer #5 · answered by Amar 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Both are a 10. Funny.
2006-11-13 02:07:32 · answer #6 · answered by Rob 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The first one I give a 3/10 only because it is more true than funny.
The second one I would give a 7/10 because it is so true it is funny. ty for the laughs.
2006-11-13 02:09:16 · answer #7 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Those were both pretty good. I didnt laugh hard but I smiled and some times I think that is needed too!
2006-11-13 02:08:43 · answer #8 · answered by workless 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
GOOD! 10 OUT OF 11!
2006-11-13 02:24:11 · answer #9 · answered by tokyo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good ones.
7/10 and 9/10.
2006-11-13 03:25:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋