A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, instead he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
2006-11-13 01:57:58 · 11 answers · asked by MissDiva 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
HA, THAT WAS FUNNY!
2006-11-13 01:59:35 · answer #1 · answered by NikoleUniQue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not me, I have too a lot stuff to keep except value ticket stubs. I keep issues that reminds of particular concepts, like pictures. Everytime i bypass to live performance, movie, and different I carry a digicam so on the great of the three hundred and sixty 5 days i will look on the images and remember. If I keep value ticket stubs it will be undeniable previous boring paper with writing on them that you cant even remember who you went with and what occurred. I propose, like youre gonna remember going to a movie 5 years later.... I propose, face truth. value ticket stubs=trash. pictures for ideas=keep
2016-11-23 19:27:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good crop of jokes for a monday morning
2006-11-13 02:05:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She should be honoured for her duty consciousness>>>hehehe
2006-11-13 02:17:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, now show me the ticket pls. (just kidding)
2006-11-13 02:21:11 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever of you!
2006-11-13 02:07:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was GREAT!!!!
that is the kind of mind i wish i had...to think of comebacks that quick!!!!
2006-11-13 02:04:59 · answer #7 · answered by polarbaby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL this is a classic!!
2006-11-13 02:00:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny and nasty, i would have hate to been her
2006-11-13 01:59:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....good one! he he
2006-11-13 02:00:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋