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Question

How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?

Answer 1

1. how would you know it was the wrong number if it was busy?
2.no, everywhere is 'up here'.
3.Of course it belongs to Philip...his name is on it!
4.No, it's like Botox.
5.He has it waxed, that's why you hear him going AHAHAHAH...
6. It was first called liplick because people who wear it usually lick theirlips, but it just didn't stick.
7. because the day breaks through the barrier of your closed eyes.
8. whoever invented it only had two fingers and couldn't count higher.
9. with the radio turned up you make all the numbers squiggle around.
10. who wants something natural in their food or drink? Duh!
11. no, they have seizures so they can only conduct occassionally
12. yes, of course, if someone turned one in there
13.they save it for the rainbows and they keep it in the pot of gold
14. hahaha! that's funny
15. no they have beano for fish didn't you know that?
16. yes, that's why we always are looking for new pilots
17. yes, it helps them stay bright
18. yes, haven't you ever seen the world's ugliest dog competition?
Hope that helps clear up all of your questions! =)

Answer 2

ewrong #s aren't busy because thats how it works. no, they dont. they screwdriver doesnt belong to philip.killing time is just a figure of speech, its your time and your life.tarzan looks better without a beard.its lipstick because its in the shape of a stick.night fall because the sun goes down and day breaks because the sun breaks darkness. the third hand moves every second. sometimes the radio is a distraction.lemon juice needs to be preserved and didhwashing liquid is a concentrated formula mix.some are and some arent, its all on how much time they have.im sure you can buy an entire chess set at a pawn shop.day light savings is also just a figure of speech, it all has to do with the time. no i dont think noah did. jellyfish dont eat jellybeans.pilots learn how to not crash, so yes if on there course they crash , then its a crash-course.no stars dont do that.do you pet a snake, i guess we would.

Answer 3

All are very good questions and makes you go Hmmmmm.

What I want to know though is if 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why do they have locks on their doors ??
Why is it we park in a drive way and drive on a park way ??
If the water is already hot, do we really need a Hot water heater ??

Answer 4

idk
because they are south
it does not that is its name
nope
i dont think so
cuz it sticks to your lips
cuz that was how it was said
it is the second hand( depends on how u count it)
so you can consictrate
so it smells good
nope
yes( pawn shops are for trading)
for the farmers, it is a tradition
i dont think so, utherwise he would of been stoung
they dont eat jelly beans
no, utherwise they would die
no, that questoin was dumb
yes, they like it

Answer 5

Too funny. Eww, I sure wouldn't want to see all our cats and dogs with no hair but they would still need our love.....lol

Answer 6

errr i would probably say lipstick is so called because it sticks to ur lips or its a stick u put on your lips.aint that hard to figure out is it?

Answer 7

YOU answer these.................
Do deep sea divers, come up to scratch ?
Do cross-eyed teachers see eye to eye with thei pupils ?
Was Cain Able ????

Answer 8

can u lick ur elbow??
can u snezze with your eyes open??
try it!

Answer 9

gives you something to think about don't it. very good.

Answer 10

dunno pal