I'm fed up of being chatted up by guys in bars and worse not knowing anything good to say back, and eneviatablly end up looking like a gimp, Has anyone got any good come backs for chat up lines?
2006-11-12 21:48:08 · 13 answers · asked by PJAY 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Women's Replies To Chat Up Lines
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
(Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter."
(I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter" (or) "Stop."
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilised!"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
2006-11-12 21:57:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've got an idea! Stop dressing lik a ho, and men will stop trying to pick you up! And if you lay around bars instead of decent places like clubs, or at LEAST cocktail-bars, then the scum of male-hood is what you will have to put up with. Stay home, read a book, keep your legs closed and you won't have no more worries.
2006-11-12 21:58:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on what is said. Like if they say - your place or mine... say, "Both. You go to yours, I'll go to mine." But if you're really fed up with the lines and a guy tries one on you, you can just call them out and say something like, "that's the stupidest pickup line I've ever heard." They'll feel like an idiot.
2006-11-12 21:51:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once had a good one-- and luckily for me thought about something really quick. If he says to you
''Here's 10p go fone ya Mum and tell er you wont be home tonight''
Just turn to him and say ''it's gonna take more than 10p cos she lives in Iceland!!''
2006-11-12 21:50:47 · answer #4 · answered by Scatty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just get the guys to buy you drinks all night then humiliate them at the end of the evening by saying really? you thought I would be interested in you? sorry chump.
2006-11-12 21:53:14 · answer #5 · answered by crownose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha wish you not the area of any of those,this is yet another one i'm afraid of water ,will you share a bathtub with me? a not so nasty one,taken from a verse of a track........i prefer to the touch your physique with 2 kisses out of your mouth....
2016-10-17 05:25:03 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what you want is to be made into a funny witty person, with charm and humour.......................errrrrrrrrr not sure it works like that hun.
You know you could just say no thank you your not my type i guess, you know manners cost nothing
2006-11-12 21:50:59 · answer #7 · answered by si n 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't say you 'only like girls' as this is more of a challenge to us guys.
How about 'Sorry, but my boyfriend will be here any minute'.
Boring, but it should work.
2006-11-12 22:09:25 · answer #8 · answered by happytaffy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are not impressing me with those lines you are throwing. Get back before I kick you.
2006-11-12 21:52:47 · answer #9 · answered by Kitty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For starters, keep away from the "bars"....!
2006-11-12 21:50:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋