man burts into a sperm bank with a gun
"open the f**king safe "
he shouts at the manageress
"now take out a sample and drink it"
she drinks it & wipes her mouth.
suddenly the man takes off his mask to reveal it is her husband
he says
"see its not that f**king difficult is it "
2006-11-12 19:43:47 · 16 answers · asked by locko550 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I adore that joke. I've heard it before, and told my friends dozens of times. It's an old-time favourite. Thanks for posting. I've got a dreadful case of Monday blues.
2006-11-12 20:51:36 · answer #1 · answered by lhague 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad for a Monday.
2006-11-12 21:20:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dam monday back in the time machine
funnny do vwoooooom vwooooooom vwooooom lier you said it was monday
2006-11-15 11:59:37 · answer #3 · answered by benodicite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big thumbs up loved it LMAO here
2006-11-12 19:46:13 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Disgusting...but I have to admit I laughed.
2006-11-12 19:45:42 · answer #5 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm seeing double again !
2006-11-12 19:47:20 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yuk thats minging but funny.
2006-11-12 19:44:56 · answer #7 · answered by nicolefrenzy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2006-11-12 20:34:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. silly but funny?
2006-11-12 19:45:33 · answer #9 · answered by Fireman T 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eurgh! but at least it woke me up!!!
2006-11-12 20:40:38 · answer #10 · answered by Low profile 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋